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20

Jul

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

martitheonegirlparty:

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

Omg. It’s like the attack of the evil dogs

(Source: vatandasinbiri)

person:
but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me:
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

(Source: rouxx)

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)